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Gangnam Style

SexyPic — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 19:22:42 +0000

Hand-feeding ants to an injured dragonfly with a pair of tweezers

SexyPic — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 20:46:16 +0000

Hand-feeding ants to an injured dragonfly with a pair of tweezers

This is How you should use a Computer

SexyPic — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 20:27:26 +0000

Infinity Browser

SexyPic — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 12:00:27 +0000

Free App
InfinityBrowser allow you to browser through the web.
Support multi-tab browsing.

Thanks to all 500 download.

Google AdSense

SexyPic — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 11:52:42 +0000

Free App
Google AdSense App allow you to keep your AdSense & Gmail signed in your mobile.

Thanks to all 500 download.

Sexy SMS

SexyPic — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 11:42:38 +0000

Free App
This app contains more than 50 category of SMS types.
such as APRIL FOOL,BREAK UP,HAPPY NEW YEAR,DIWALI SMS,SARDAR JOKES, SEXY SMS,LOVE SMS, MISS YOU SMS,SORRY SMS, VALENTICE DAY SMS, WISE SMS, BIRTHDAY SMS…………………………. etc

Thanks to all 8000 download.

Sexy Pic

SexyPic — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 10:19:13 +0000

Free App

The app shares Hot News, Hot Pictures, Hot SMS & Hot Video. Your rating helps us to build more free apps, so do not forget to rate our papaw hope so you love it.

Thanks to all 12000 download.

If Video dos not play open it in IE browser.

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Teacher and Student

SexyPic — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 22:08:28 +0000

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can”t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it

Fashion : Wad Magazine

Mike — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 06:08:07 +0000

The Creative Sweatshop could showcase their talent with composition of these pictures on a black background, with 5 accessories very successful with paper …

Renault Alpine Concept Car

Mike — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 05:48:36 +0000

The small and ancient Renault sedan, the Alpine, turns 50. To celebrate this event, the manufacturer Renault has created this concept car Renault Alpine A110-50, dedicated to performance and driving pleasure. A very successful design to discover images..

Fashion photograpy

SexyPic — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:40:31 +0000

Best medicine is care and love

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 11:44:27 +0000

A wise Physician said
“I have been practicing medicines for 30 years
and I have prescribed many things
but in the long run I have learned that
the best medicine for human creature is “CARE and LOVE”
Someone asked , if it doesn’t work?
He smiled and answered “INCREASE THE DOSE”

Dont want to lose you

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 11:27:41 +0000

Someone Who Makes
More Efforts To Have You
In Their Life ,
Is Someone Who Didn’t
Want To Lose You

But it never disappears…♥

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 11:22:25 +0000

When love is truly right
It lives from year to year
It changes as it goes
And on the way it grows
But it never disappears…♥

I Promise, I’ll never Leave you.

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 11:13:59 +0000

I Promise, I’ll never Leave you.
A little voice of yours makes me feel alive
A little hug of yours makes me feel happy
A little care of yours makes me feel perfect
A little love of yours makes me feel Complete
& a little ignorance of yours kills me inside
I find my reason for living in those moments
Which I have spent in your care,with u
Now whatever pain I may get
I will never regret loving You ♥

Dear O Dear, ur not near

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 11:00:36 +0000

Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no more tear
and ur mine forever!

U may miss me

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 10:48:52 +0000

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Beauty doesn’t make luv

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 10:32:45 +0000

Beauty doesn’t make luv
but luv makes beauty
break everything but
never break the heart
Heart is the music
play it
but never play with it.

Recharge it

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 09:26:05 +0000

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don’t know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card”

Keyboard alphabets

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 09:05:23 +0000

Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Santa and Banta

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 09:00:02 +0000

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Why do u take your wife only to night clubs

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 07:46:09 +0000

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

What Comes after a Sentence ?

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 07:39:43 +0000

A prison governor is appalled by the poor standard of English used by the inmates of his prison. To rectify this problem he decides to employ a teacher from the local grammar school to set up remedial English classes.

In the first lesson, the teacher explains that she is going to start with the basics.

“Who knows what always comes after a sentence?” she asks.

All the prisoners answer together, “The appeal!”

Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 07:01:56 +0000

Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.

Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na…!

Banta: U cheated me…

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 06:57:42 +0000

Banta: U cheated me…
Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 06:32:43 +0000

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

A chinese question

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 05:48:02 +0000

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?
Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.

4_4_4___4 = 20

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 04:54:26 +0000

4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It’s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.
answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20

who is there in the house now……..?

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 04:50:59 +0000

2 birds named “i luv u” & ‘u love me”
lived in a house
‘u luv me” flew away
who is there in the house now………….?

A monkey in plastic

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 04:46:11 +0000

Have u seen a monkey in plastic?
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NO???? Quickly, see your driving license.

Sacrificing the dresses

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 04:42:45 +0000

2 Personalities came from Gujarat & sacrificed their dress for our people.
Can u guess who they are?
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One is Gandhiji &
The other is
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Don’t u know
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She is
Namita

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 04:38:14 +0000

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts :
1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz’s Sister. Question arises..
What great example of love ever.

When a lion roars thrice

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 04:32:29 +0000

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Any guess?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!

A woman shoots her husband

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 04:03:26 +0000

Riddle 4 u !

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

a boy forgot his pin code

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 03:59:24 +0000

Solve dis!
A boy forgot his
pin-code which was of 5 digits,
but luckily he remembered some hints how to 2 remind that password,
here are those clues.

1.first digit is equal to the square of second digit

2.second plus 3rd digit are equal to 10

3.4th digit equal to the 2nd digit plus 1

4.5th plus 3rd digit make 14

5.sum of all the five digit make 30.

Find the pin code
Let see how is your math…? ;->

An electric train goes north

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 03:56:26 +0000

An Electric Train Goes North,

The Wind Goes West,

Where Does The Smoke Go????

Answer : Electric Trains Don’t Give Off Smoke.

solve this geographical riddle

SexyPic — Tue, 29 May 2012 03:50:07 +0000

Solve This Geographical Riddle.
I Am The First On Earth,
The Second In Heaven,
I Appear Two Times In A Week,
You Can Only See Me Once In A Year Although I Am In The Middle Of The Sea,
What Am I?

Answer Is : ” E ”

2 kids :P

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 18:05:13 +0000

Two kids were lying on bed in same basket.
1st: I am boy and you?
2d: I don’t know.
1st: wait I will see. He went into the blanket and said, you are a girl.
2nd: how did you know?
1st: because my socks are blue and your socks are pink.
Moral: improve your thoughts for god sake.

Software and hardware

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 17:47:52 +0000

Boy: can i touch your software
girl: first show me your hardware
boy: should i install it in your system
girl: cover it with antivirus and then install.

When a lady s Pregnant

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 17:28:15 +0000

When a lady s Pregnant, all her Friends touch her Stomach n say “CONGRATS” But, none of them comes & touch men’s P***s and say “Well done” Hard work is not appreciated.

Q: What is a kiss?

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 17:14:07 +0000

Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

PEN IS…

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 17:03:41 +0000

LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in your hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I forget to put space between PEN IS.

I’ll get a carrot

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 16:58:34 +0000

Two Girls were masturbating with carrots.
Boy says: What are you doing?
Girls: you naughty guy, will u join us?
boy: Wait, I’ll get a carrot…!

Teacher: 1+4+3=?

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 16:50:10 +0000

Teacher: 1+4+3=? Student A – i love you, B – i miss you, C – i kiss you, D – i f**k you. Teachr- oooohh….. you shamless studnts this is mathematics, Not a lov quest. And also you all weak in maths.
Ans. 8

Sorry For Hurting You

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 11:51:59 +0000

What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I’d Do This So Instant
I Truly Didn’t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I’m Sorry For Hurting You

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 11:48:40 +0000

I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 11:46:03 +0000

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

Plz excuse all my mistakes.

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 11:40:31 +0000

;*” ”*;.
‘*;._
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*:, .;* ORRY!

This is a special SORRY 2 u! Plz excuse all my mistakes.

It’s me.

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 11:25:40 +0000

Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!

Only n only U Only n only U

SexyPic — Mon, 28 May 2012 11:18:55 +0000

Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt U
Only n only U

And only U

Now I m thinking abt V
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Tonight i ll think abt W X Y & Z…!!!